Poetry Disease

Information
Poetry disease has been around since the first poem was written. The disease causes writers and readers of poetry to have to think. The disease spreads only through the eyes and ears, either by hearing or seeing poetry. Luckily it is not a terribly deadly disease so its victims are safe, but on rare occasions the poetry can prove too much for some and their head explodes. Some people do not realize what type of danger schools put the inhabitants in by letting poetry be taught there. Poetry is not deadly if taken in small amounts in a quiet area.

Symptoms
Poetry disease makes you sad.

It makes you rhyme,

And it makes you feel bad.

You won't shut up even if I gave ya a dime.

Rhyming stupid words.

Count the syllables of it.

Make sure it sounds good.

If it comes for you

Get away from the queue.

Your heart will explode

Or maybe your head will implode.

That will make your friends say ew.