How to make a good argument.

Origins
Arguing has been around for centuries. People have argued over things from when to eat the flower garden to the value of pi. You don't want to be left out of this fad so here we are to help you!

Your Arsenal
Of course you need a style of arguing. Personally, my favorite weapons are: "Prove it!", "No I didn't", "Yes I did", "So?" and interruption with random, one-syllable words. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT SAY "He gave it back so it was merely borrowing without permission." GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD: BORROWING WITHOUT PERMISSION IS STEALING. Sorry about that.

Entering the argument
If you are just entering an argument first assess what type of argument it is. If it is a serious one listen and join in with the person or group you side with. If it is dumb just enter as your own side and try to annoy others. Be careful though, because some arguments can get you hurt. Don't forget that some people ahem *americans* ahem are easily offended and will hurt you if given the chance.

An Example
Owlsa thinks I stole his cake batter.



'' Owlsa: Hey you stole my cake batter!

Highwaypumpy: No I didn't!

Owlsa: Yes you did!

Highwaypumpy: Prove it!

Owlsa: It's in your hand and you're eating it!

Highwaypumpy: Prove that it's your cake batter!

Owlsa: It's in a package that has my name on it!

Highwaypumpy: So?

Owlsa: So that means that it's mi-

Highwaypumpy: Da!

Owlsa No seriousl-

Highwaypumpy: Bo!

Owlsa: AUGH! (Jumps out of a window)''

That's how it's done!

No friends were hurt in the making of this argument. *cough*